首先,可愛的加拿大公民們,拿出你們的護照,然後大家跟我一起做。

護照燒掉~燒掉!護照燒掉~燒掉!

有沒有人要告訴我怎麼申請綠卡。雖然空氣沒有加拿大清新,水沒有加拿大清澈,可是我現在馬上立刻想移民過去啦!尤其是Portland,大至噴射機小至吹風機都不用稅,那是一個什麼樣的世界?一秒鐘也好,我好想呼吸一下不用稅的空氣。

為什麼妞妞這麼不想當加拿大人呢?一切都是因為Sephora FF SALE is invalid for Canadian checkouts.
如果這是你點進這篇的重點,那我現在可以告訴你答案
"你沒看錯,一年一次Sephora的8折這種好事,過八百年都不會輪到加拿大人!"

以下是妞妞的拼命血淚史:(沒時間的就不用聽妞妞爆發了)

昨天晚上妞妞發揮無敵的里長母精神,招團招了6個女孩兒,一共16樣東西,將近美金600塊
一切看起來是那麼的美好,12點一到,妞妞馬上摩拳擦掌結帳,

結果...............

因為太多人同時按下"結帳"...官網爆了...

這就算了,從那一秒鐘開始,妞妞就秉持著再接再厲的精神,從12點試到早上4點半
而且是2台電腦 + 1支iphone,三管齊下。

結果...............

天都要亮了,妞妞卻屢試"不爽" (此為錯誤的成語用法示範)。

以下的留言大概出現了有100次:

Sorry, gorgeous! Our site is currently having a bad hair day (read: experiencing technical difficulties) due to

high traffic volumes. We'll be back in action—and perfectly polished—ASAP, so check back with us in a few minutes

to continue shopping.
If you have any questions or would like to place an order with one of our Beauty Advisors, please call us at

1.877.SEPHORA (1.877.737.4672) between the hours of 6 am—9 pm PST on Monday—Friday and 8 am—5 pm PST on Saturday

and Sunday.

Thank you for your patience! We're so sorry for the inconvenience.

我看到那個Sorry, GORGEOUS! 青筋都要爆了你知道嗎

好不容易成功了...結果...很奇怪的事情發生了...

我的購物車裡有一個奇怪的幽靈商品

一個價值美金$65的商品,可是我完全看不到它在哪裡,也沒辦法移除它。

也就造成了我...無法結帳的事實...

在那一個一瞬間...我的腦袋空白了...隨之而來的就是燒不完的怒火!!!!!!

所以今天一早覺也沒睡就先去練車(後天要考Class 5),然後去上完課就瞬間打給Sephora了。


妞:「Hi! I was trying to place an order through your website but there was an invisible item in my shopping cart

which was absolutely impossible to remove. Therefore, I still can't complete my order. Would you please remove that

item for me?」

S客服:『Yea! I just need your e-mail and I would be back in a sec!』

(5分鐘後)

S客服:『Our system is currently experiencing technical difficulties so unfortunately, I cannot access into your

account at this moment.』

妞:「(*怒火中燒*) I have been working on this order for almost 5 hours last night that I didn't get any sleep at

all and now you are telling me that you cannot do anything about it?」

S客服:『umm...if you want I can start a new order for you right now if you have your shopping list on hand...』

妞:「I was trying so hard because of the FF SALE, if you place the order for me through the phone, will you still

be able to use the promotion code?」

S客服:『Yea! For sure!』

妞:「The other thing is that I am actually a Canadian shopper, do you know if the code is valid for Canadian

checkouts?」

S客服:『I am actually not sure, but we can try!』

(然後妞妞就花了10分鐘跟她解釋我要買的東西,又花了30分鐘等她打訂單,等到一片Pizza都吃完了。)

S客服:『Thank you so much for waiting! I just want to tell you that FF SALE does not apply on Canadian checkouts.

妞:「(*爆發爆發爆發*) Since I spent 5 hours trying to place an order last night and I spent an hour talking to you

 for nothing, why can't you just make an exception for me? I would feel a lot better if you guys can compensate me

in any way.」

S客服:『I do apologize but the system won't allow me to do anything like that.』

妞:「Ok thank you... (*用力用力掛電話*)」


半小時去問一個問題,他們的客服都在幹麼!!!!!
氣爆氣爆我了,我前前後後花了好多好多時間和精力,都浪費了。唉

 後言:在FF SALE開始之前妞妞爬了好多文,有看到兩個人說今年會是第一次加拿大也可以參與的FF SALE,沒想到還是被騙了。給2010的加拿大Sephora愛用者,不要再像妞妞空歡喜一場了,我想暫時11月的FF SALE都沒有我們的份。聽說4月份有只有加拿大的Sale然後是會從e-mail寄給beauty insiders。還有加拿大其實也有FF SALE可是只給他們的員工,所以真的受不了的就去店裡交幾個朋友看他們願不願意幫你買吧!

嘆氣言:我的皮膚沒有Jurlique都要乾了,Sephora都不讓我買。(*淚奔*)

*好哀傷的氣氛,去買點新玩具來讓自己開心一點好了*

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  • 小妞
  • 唉!住加拿大悲哀呀!
    我也是住加拿大= =
    美國每次大折扣~
    總是輪不到我們!
    不管什麼牌子幾乎都一樣!就算有~運費加一加~也不划算嚕!
    Sephora今年年初的確有加拿大的In-Store折扣就對了:)
    不過店裡的東西當然沒有網站上多呀= =唉!
    希望今年年底時還會有折扣!
  • 溫哥華今年才開Sephora,所以我們對於Canadian Sephora什麼時候打折啊什麼的都很不了解。加拿大人好可憐;(

    niu13 於 2009/10/23 09:01 回覆

  • aliceangel
  • 寶貝!快!我們一起去sephora drop resume!!!1
  • 哈哈 我都沒想到還有這招!!!
    可是我超怕人家生氣的欸!!!
    要是我幫人家畫一畫,試用產品,人家不爽怎麼辦?
    我覺得我真的沒有當彩妝師的天賦。
    還是把自己畫美美就好,呵呵!

    niu13 於 2009/10/23 09:02 回覆

  • 我只是想说 现在有大打折了 八折呢 但是得是VIB